Our C.H.U.D. problem , By the Mad Cowboy.
NOW With PART 2
I heard of an interesting news story , and I could only think of one thing damn chud. It seems the local paper has recently had a problem with one of the cities many caves and tunnels. Now I don’t have the fact’s which would only get in the way of a good story anyway, but The post dispatch had to have some tunnels closed off in their building, because of homeless infestation.
As all locals know St. Louis is built on top of caves and underground rivers. These caves are what brought the breweries, with the cool places to store their brew. It also brought the chuds. In fact some of the first documented C.H.U.D. sighting’s came in our town. In fact there are photo’s of these predecessor’s to our modern or recent chud’s. They appear to dress and function as normal citizen’s of the day.
Around the turn of the last century the chud population grew to uncontrollable levels, and during the twenties an eradication program was implemented to eliminate the chud of the time. Historically Hoover was the first President to have actual dealings with Chuds. Hoover came up with a removal plan , first he needed a diversion, to keep the public as unaware as possible. So through brilliant manipulation of the stock markets and banking institutions to create the appearance of a depression. In fact he was so good at his deception that most in America at the time , and even to this day believe there actually was a Great Depression. His plan was under the cover of a depression he would gather the chud scattered across the country into camps, called Hoovervills.
Once they were concentrated in to these shanty towns they could be controlled and eliminated. In fact their wouldn’t be a chud problem except that the main stream media , and the elitist Roosevelt used propaganda to upseat the wise but unlucky Hoover. Because Hoover could not tell the people what was really going on because of the secrecy of the project, he lost the election, coup, to Roosevelt and was unable to complete the eradication of the chud.
He did however form a secret order , a group to both fight the chud and save the nation from liberal bias that would surely destroy the founding fathers god given plan for America. He formed this secret order, mostly from the brightest and best within his own party. Although membership was kept secret at the time it was rumored that some of the best he found included Luminaries such as the Harriman’s and The great Presscot Bush. In fact the reason that the pair seemed to support and finance Adolf Hitler was that he was also interested in removing chud’s. Hoover along with his loyal order wanted world support to eradicate the chud, which were even then starting to spread in Europe.
Using the cover story that they were sympathetic to nazism , Harriman and P. Bush set up a bank to finance the training of a new secret order in Europe to fight chud. They called their new organization the New World’s Order of Chud Fighters International. The plan was simple one group would cleanse the European then African continent’s , while the other did the same on the America’s starting with North and eventually cover the southern Continent as well.
Such a massive undertaking would require cunning and great subterfuge. Adding to the problem during the late Thirties was Roosevelt and his fringe party of so called new dealers, not only did he not continue the chud policies of the former administration, he seemed to be even sympathetic to the plight of the chud populus.
It is now a known fact that chud at least of the time needed alcohol mostly beer to survive and mate, which is of course another reason for the St. Louis chud problems. Scientist’s at the turn of the century studying the chud found that not only was beer important to the chud’s physical existence, it also was influential in breeding. They determined that removing alcohol from America would greatly reduce the chud population and assist in the gathering processes to come. That was when Prohibition was introduced in America. Scholar’s now mostly agree that had the policies of prohibition and Hoovervilles been allowed to continue the Chud problem would of been totally solved by the mid to late forties.
It is said that the chud lobbyist partially financed by the beer industry, were able to buy Roosevelt’s support, and the fact’s seem to bear them out. First he repealed the prohibition of alcohol a main component of chud breeding, now they could purchase their beer anywhere. Plus because it had been his campaign focus he became obsessed with destroying the real economy by pretending that Hoover’s faked depression was real.
Which through his actions became an actual economic downturn, reducing the funding and support for chud removal. Due to recently released personal notes from the Roosevelt’s administration it is now known that the president’s reluctance to eliminate the chud’s was that his family had been infiltrated by chud’s. Elanor was supposedly at least half chud. Historians now believe that Roosevelt even hosted chud parties early in his first term. Some have even stated that the earliest difficulties between America and Japan was over a statement by Mrs. Roosevelt to the Japanese ambassador about him “ Looking good enough to Eat.” When the Ambassador turned up missing the infuriated nation of Japan began planning a massive revenge plan.
These were the condition’s with which the The New world’s order of Chud Fighters had to deal with when they devised their new plan for chud eradication code named The Marshall plan.
By now many world leaders were either members of the order or at least aware of the chud problem growing around the world. In a secret meeting it was decided that a world wide mobilization of troops covering most of the planet would be needed. This plan had two important difficulties, to act globally they needed the support of the U.S,A, then controlled almost dictatorly by Roosevelt and his Pro-chud backers. There was also the problem of getting the people to accept the extreme methods that would be have to be implemented if the chud were to be controlled or hopefully eliminated.
It was at the suggestion of Winston Churchill, then a fast rising member of the New World’s order of Chud Fighters, that the job could be undertaken if it was disguised as a massive war. He suggested that through the use of border disputes troops could be called into chud infested areas under the pretext of protecting their borders. Using this Border’s technique the individual nations could begin the first phase of the plan , acquiring the necessary armaments and personnel needed.
Ironically it was then Chancellor Adolf Hitler who suggested that for the plan to work , and get the world behind it , especially America, they would need to have one of them play this super evil crazy dictator type who is bent on world domination. Maybe it was truly fate, that he had never heard of the not me Rule so when the entire chorus of member’s shouted “Not Me” except him, he was elected for the job. True Story, it was then decided to use a multi-pronged strategy to get past the chud lover’s in America and get it involved in the chud eradication.
First American business firms loyal to the cause would help to fund and supply raw materials to all the countries in Europe spreading the money around to the countries each to defend themselves from the other. This policy proved to be profitable enough that it continued until after America had “entered” the war against the chud.
Second was to create an enemy that the American people could identify with enough to not only mobilize our armed forces , they also needed the Attention of the people while they removed the chud from this continent. This was hitler’s job but they needed more. It was decided to use Japan’s growing anger over Their “ Missing “ ambassador. To make matter’s worse Apparently the Chud had aquired a taste for Japanese, using their political influence to even round up the available Japanese people in the U.S. into holding cells for the dining tables of the rich intellectuals and liberal elitist’s. It was relayed To the Emperor himself from Hitler of a secret camp located on an island in the Pacific. In the historic meeting between The Emperor Hiro Hito And the now Fuhrer Adolf Hitler, Hitler was said to have even taunted Hito with how if it was his people being eaten he’d do some serious butt whooping. He’d at least go get the people off that island. Hito was impressed with Hitler’s logic, that and with three bottles of Saki and five pitchers of beer , Hitler’s support.
It was decided that Japan would use ninja’s to Free their captive citizens. Partly for cover while the ninja completed their mission, and as retaliation and a warning to the American Chud to quit eating them, they decided to “ bomb Hell” out of the city that was heavily involved in the growing trade of the illegal Asian cannibal rings growing across America. The rest as they say is history.
Using the pretext of a World war the New World Order of Chud Fighters around the world were able to relocate and eliminate most of the chud not only from America, and Europe, but large portions of Asia and Africa as well.
It was after Hitler’s death that the final phase of the “Marshall Plan” was implemented. It was decided in a council of the NWOCF that they needed the countries of the world to stay armed and ready in case the menace of the chud’s return. The plan required dividing the world up into sections that the certain countries would guard to prevent against new outbreaks of chud.
Called the Truman Stalin paper’s after a disagreement over say wallpaper the meeting’s ended with Stalin Famously telling Truman You Stay on your side of the world , I’ll stay on mine.
An emergency meeting was called and by the councils pressure they were made to shake hand’s and apologize to each other.
It was then that a young member of the council, a one day famous chud fighter Richard Nixon pointed out how the coldness between the two members could aid in the war against chuds. Animosity that had leaked to the press could be used to there advantage. It was called “ operation cold war protection against outbreaks of chuds,” quickly shortened to the Cold War.
Churchill saw the wisdom in this and even suggested that they could use this time to develop more efficient city killing atomic weapons, In case a chud outbreak was to get out of control. He also liked the idea of pushing the bad guy good guy thing , only this time each side would tell their people they were the good guy it’s the other guy who was bad. “ Using new and better weapons we can surround the chud in an Iron Curtain where they can harm no one no more.”
As recognition for his idea and slogan Cold War Nixon was promised a job as president after Truman and Eisenhower got there turn’s. This partnership lasted through the fifties , with only a few outbreaks of chuds. These were handled by Truman and later President’s by planting atomic and then plutonic bombs deep underground and then detonating them . This was done mostly in the desert and mountain area’s where remaining groups of chud had been known to have escaped to. These were explained as “Tests” but of course now we know the real story. These Tests were also used to eliminate chud populations , now reduced to small tribal groups that had taken refuge on islands in the Pacific Ocean.
Other governments quickly joined in the hunt preparing the new chud busting or Hydrogen bombs. New techniques were quickly introduced to be able to quickly deliver the chud eradicating bombs, by land sea or air. As Krusefh once said “ if the chud learn to swim , I want to meet them in a nuclear powered submarine.” Besides for an almost catastrophic outbreak in Korea, in which the chuds had become so entrenched Truman was forced to use troops to dig them out the world was pretty much becoming chud free. By the end of Eisenhower’s second term it was thought that they were exterminated to extinction. In fact the NWO as they now called themselves decided that they could now relax and let the others take charge for awhile. With the chud gone they could devote themselves to helping government’s create a lasting peace , a world free of hunger and disease.
Over the protests of Nixon the council decided to hand over the presidency to a young pledge John F. Kennedy. Kennedy was relatively new to chud fighting , and was skeptical of the whole operation. He felt that the American people could handle the truth and intended to tell the American people in his next speech in Dallas. Luckily Vice-president Johnson Was able to get a copy of the speech to the council , where then pro-tem leader Nixon directed Fellow chud fighter George H, Bush to use his C.I.A. hit team to assassinate Kennedy before it was too late. It was decided that exposure would cause panic and would ruin all the plans for the future they had envisioned. Plus Nixon rightly argued that they couldn’t be sure that the chud wouldn’t return and they would again be needed. Bush once confided to a fellow chud hunter that he had really struggled with his decision to accept his assignment but in the end decided that if he was going to do it he was going to make it pay. Rumors of the time suggest that he was also influenced by his special friendship With the then Vice-president. Unsubstantiated rumors even comment on the same purposeful attitude they took when confronted with protecting the country from Chud.
Nixon was of course right about the chud returning, while most had perished in the desert bombing strategy some had escaped , except now they were mostly mutated, they had changed. The radiation was said to have been responsible. Due to the new appearance they were no longer able to hide themselves in normal society. The chuds hair grew uncontrollably long and a dust or dirt particles seemed to cling around them. The radiation also effected the dietary habit’s of the new chud. While they were still cannibals they became less reliant on alcohol , and more dependent on more natural substances. Flowers in their hair was said to reduce the pain the chud felt from radiation sickness. Because of radiation burns the chud preferred to wear as little clothing as possible. They also were drew like moths to a flame to loud repetitive noises.
After a John Hopskin report in the late sixties, that was done for the government, which you can read by simply using the FICA law, stated that they believed from interview’s and dissections that the chud have a pain in their brain that could be lessened by rythmic association. This was the reason they seemed to dance , the movement in correlation with the sound frequencies released endorphins into the chud brain, reducing the pain.
After Kennedy Nixon had patiently waited for his turn as president, during that time he had devoted the council to attempt to find less lethal or unobtrusive methods of dealing with chud outbreaks. As Nelson Rockefeller, said if we keep blowing stuff up it’s going to cost. As the new head of council and soon to be Vice-president, Rockefeller suggested that they develop sprays and gases that could be used in distributing antidotes and neutralizing agents. By the sixties they had developed smoke agents and water cannons that when utilized subdued the chud enough for the chud troops to contain and later eliminate the small outbreaks occurring now all over the country.
While these were tactics were proving to be effective, rockefeller was worried that their organization and the chud problem would be exposed to the public. It was suggested by a young member who had proven his courage and earned a spot in the council by the name of Bill Clinton that they could use their exterminating in Asia as a tie in. We can say that they are protesting something like a war?
Then President Johnson said that he could send troops to southern Asia where they were already fighting chud . The plan would be to escalate public involvement as needed to keep attention away from their chud operations.
This strategy was enacted as policy and was used effectively through the decade of the sixties into the early seventies. By then most of the chud had been eliminated and it was decided by Nixon as president and council head Rockefeller that it was safe enough to stop their operations . This meant they could also end the pre-text of a war.
Tired from the excursion of Acting as President while facing the task of eliminating chud Nixon decided to step down from public life , to spend more time with his family. He felt that he could now trust in the young member’s of the sect to watch over America well into the future. No more in his lifetime would tribes of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers roam the streets of America.
Most scholars and radio personalities would agree that he was right, except for some publicity in the form of a movie that reached a semi-cult following in the eighties , and an outbreak in the nineties which George Herbert Bush easily handled using the tried and proven method of financle manipulation’s to force the chud above ground where they could be classified as Homeless so they could be removed from society.
It might be hard to believe , due mostly to media distortion , but it was actually George Bush Junior’s idea to use the cover story that their were millions of people living on the streets, once they were classified as homeless we could then simply remove them and nobody will ever wonder where they went. We could say they were rehabilitated Who will know.
His plan was simple they would plant the story that the economy was in a downturn which would naturally produce the destitute people, who would then act as cover for the new operation to fight the latest outbreak of chud ,which was not only in America. A new outbreak had spread into the middle east at an alarming rate. It was said to be so bad that fellow council member and President Saddam Hussein requested the help of his friend’s the Bushes to remove the chud from both his country and his neighbors in Kuwait.
It was reported that he pleaded in council at an emergency meeting that he needed the help of the whole world to defeat the chud literally eating his country alive. “He was quoted as saying consider this a war, of all wars, they ate my mother for cripes sake”. As you know this line was changed and used for propaganda to disguise their actions as an oil war.
History tells us that with world support and a generals tactic of bomb hell using Arial attacks, George Bush Senior quickly dispatched the chud in the middle east ,and returned his friend to power, before returning to deal with the American chud problem.
It was decided that they had to resolve the current chud outbreak so they could get back to the organizations new manifesto then called Project for North America to be Chud free in the next hundred years. As always the title was changed and shortened before releasing to the public through their media branch.
The plan was to build a series of shields that could be deployed in the event of future outbreaks. They decided that they could use these shields not only to protect the U.S. But they could be used in Europe as well, by placing them in the middle of Europe they could be used to protect Russia as well as the Western countries.
After returning his attention from the Gulf outbreak it has been debated that it was George Bush himself who suggested that he could provide the cover they would need to proceed with the operations. This was in 1990 when the outbreak started. They would use his son’s plan of using financle manipulation of the economy , and just blame it on him, whereby they could claim he was a bad president and by the election in two years they could have his replacement installed , then after the outbreak was over they would simply turn the economy back on. In his private memoir’s Then president Bush wrote that he really didn’t mind that much playing the role of a Bad Guy for mostly two reasons, it gave them the cover to stop the outbreak of 90, and as payment he got one of his sons promised the job of president, jumped to the head of the line after his replacement Bill Clinton.
He was also consoled by the fact that he still had two years to train his replacement on not only how to act as a president, but complete the final phases of the real operations, to wit chud removal and elimination. Not only would he complete his mission as a secret order of chud fighter’s called the N.W.O. C.F. and leave the future protected , he had assured his son’s place in history as well. Plus he wanted to spend time with his granddaughters as he watched them grow into ladies of taste and eventual positions of power.
And thus a great partnership was formed between Clinton and the Bushes to spend the next 18 years ridding America and the world of the C.H.U.D. menace.
It seems clear by now though that the chud will never totally go away as seen by the attack on the news paper . Think of it half their thing is underground dwellers , almost every major city is built over systems of tunnels. I say wake up America they’re back. It’s time to expose the danger to the public, as they used to say in the old days “men lock up your pipes, close off your drains there’s CHUD out there tonight”.
I know you may be still be a little skeptical, you might even be thinking “well B. Where is your proof” you might also wonder where I got all this secret information about the real history.? And I have that answer as well except that I cant tell you because I’m a journalist and have/get to protect my sources right? I can tell you this we live in an age where you can ask your computer any question you want , and it will give you any answer you like.
I would really say this is only part one of my article. Over the next weekend -ish I will be attempting to film actual evidence of chuds and some of the places they could inhabit. I may even attempt to interview a chud. Except for two reasons , one is the cannibal is like their first name , and two I’m new at journalizing and I’m not quite sure reporters are still allowed to investigate.
It makes me wonder what story the Saint Louis Post Dispatch told in their newspaper, it doesn’t matter now we know the truth.
I think part 2 will be a video either a practice or the First Mad Cowboys variety hour show. So Stay tuned Peace and Love B.
PART 2.
Problem’s problem’s and more problem’s. So I decided to write on. I’m still working on getting the video proof due to interference from both the real press and intimidation from the powers that be, in this case the New World of chud fighters. Yes somehow they found out about my expose and I guess in the interest of security , they decided to put pressure on to keep me from finding out anything new about them.
First using the I.R.S. they seized my wages, I guess they correctly assumed if I have no money I’ll lose my internet service and therefore be unable to post any new articles.
They made one mistake so far, they turned off my service before infecting my computer with one of their knockout viruses. Now even though I cant at this time post, I still have my original evidence, plus the time to get more. I’m even hoping that their move will backfire in that they removed the distractions keeping me from working on a sequel to the original post.
There was 2 questions on my mind as I begin part 2. Who were these chud encamped in the city. I had already noticed that many journalist’s of all degrees from TV’s talking faces , to news service writers, on down to the amateur bloggers had failed to get the human story from the chud themselves. Even as the story grew , the oh so important personal stories were lacking, or fictionalized in attempts to garner ratings. Why were these people being encamped in smaller and more controlled areas? It was obvious to me that this was to be another culling operation. In the time tested method of using press and perceptions , cultivated from learned prejudices and fears.
I instantly thought what better way to remove someone or thing from society at large than by making them an undesirable , and if you think about it Untouchables. They use our own fear to help their program.
As someone on the lower side of the poverty line I also know that when we have to we , most anybody will lower our standards of acceptable behavior.
I’ve always thought that one of the easiest myths or perceptions we have of the chud or as we think of them the homeless, is that there going to steal our stuff. Maybe I know this from having a checkered past but if they were thieves why would they be homeless? Think about this, even if you were a bad thief you could still make a living out of it, I mean if your caught what do they do? Give you an at least dry, warm place to sleep , and enough food to survive.
I’ve even discussed this and come to the conclusion that one could make a half decent living or at least survive fairly well if he knew where to commit a crime, and the right crime to commit, penalty wise. An example might be one of my retirement plans, we will call it plan D. Hopefully. The plot would be that when I got too old to be a worker drone I would just rob a federal bank, if I got away I’d be set to actually retire, if I got caught I’d have uncle Sam to take care of me right into the ground. If you were poor and over sixty it might actually be the only way to get health care.
The point is that if you wanted a place to live for awhile you could just commit a crime that would get you that time.
Another perception of the homeless is that they are really millionaires , they just beg on street corners so they can keep their lavish lifestyles. These secret millionaires really ruined panhandling for everyone. They must be real because I’ve heard from so many people that have seen them. I mean everybody has seen the guy with 200 dollar shoes begging on the street corner, I mean that’s why to make sure they don’t contribute to the delinquency of a millionaire, they never give money to those people.
This can also be justified by the fact that you just can never tell what they will spend the money on. Many are the legend of the dollar worth of drugs or alcohol that are immediately purchased upon receipt of their ill-gotten gains. So by not helping them they are actually helping reform them, which by the by is an acceptable Christian practice. Since they cant spend the time to insure the dollar they would give them is not miss-spent on something god does not approve of , it is best to simply keep that dollar, and give a tithe of it to the church. Generally ten percent though I doubt most good Christians can afford that these days.
While I will attempt to not persecute Christians on my blog , after all they have been persecuted long enough . They do have a part in this story that needs investigation. Now what they do with the money they are given or that ten percent of the dollar given them is not my business. According to the justification one would think that it would be fair to generally know where that money goes , for one thing to make sure it doesn’t find its way to abetting the homeless’s ungodly habits. By giving it to the church we can do Jesus’s commandment to gather their souls.
Which of course is the real part 2 of the story how the Christian Empire has fought the chud with godly vigil long before the emergence of the NWO. Strangely enough it also leads to the first recorded instances of chud , and surprise these chud were sanctioned by the church. I believe it’s called an edict , but it was the Pope who first authorized the eating of non-christian humans. Not only did he condone it , he being just under god at the time , he absolved all sins committed past or future . While he later regretted his decision , he justified it by saying , this was a wholly different war , it was after all a Crusade to capture or deliver souls to Jesus. If it took a sword to do it, it was god who gave them the sword. Itso factso god must have wanted them to eat heathens, why else were they there? While cannibalism had always existed this was the first officially approved clan, the base belief of chuds, and the beginnings of a world wide problem, that is again threatening our very lives.
Since the crusades the church has been involved in the eradication of their error, I.E. the fight to remove the chud from the entire earth. It’s easy to see the traces of chud fighting in the proposed history of the Holy church of Rome, the first city to be infested by chud , then later the evangelical movement to spread the doctrine of chud removal. Ironic that the christian’s of the day were at first the victims of chud, in that they were at first fed to the chud, hence the claim of being persecuted , that they were being fed to the lions was code for being eaten by chud . At this time chud were accepted in society in Old Rome under their tolerance of religion act, which allowed for the freedom to worship as you please, the god or gods of your choice.
This law which guaranteed a citizen and their slaves, the right to worship any amount of gods was of course blasphemy, there’s only one right, So right before the dark ages Now Emperor
of the Roman Empire Constantine repeals the law and invokes the First great Prohibition, From now on There was a One god per person legal limit. With a zero tolerance, mandatory sentencing , three strikes your out law, he could use the tactic that has been used by leaders throughout history, marginalize, demonize and then separate for disposal the undesirable elements of society.
While Constantine mearly copied Nero’s technique , minus the Fiddle it was necessary to change the name, image and mostly perception of the chud , in order to obtain the support or at least ambiguity of the populus.
Nero himself explained it this way, just give the people a they, as in someone different , spread a little propaganda, and then let the natural instincts , fear, anger, and racism, take it’s natural course.
Then you just need an event that can be blamed on the leaders choice of they, and the people will rally around your cause , eradicating your chosen enemy. Constantine did however figure out the power of god. Instead of fighting religion he could use it to his advantage, after all disagreeing with your countries policies is one thing, going against a god, especially the newly crowned god of all gods, forget about it.
To seal the deal as they said back in those days, Constantine Emperor of Rome made Christianity the official religion of the empire, then made himself Official leader of the church. A bold but not wholly original move. Alexander the great had basically done the same thing only he had himself made a god, in order to conquer Persia and Egypt. In order to pacify the Greek People who considered it blasphemy he claimed his godship as a temporary title that would be passed on after him, to as we All Know , the strongest.
I mention this because Constantine used this to get approval for his new title, Gods right hand man. He simply said hey look at Alexander. He got to play a God, all I want to do is be the guy just under god. Which is pretty much how it always goes even to this day, you let one guy get away with one thing, then the next guy uses that to get away with not only doing the last guy’s thing, he then adds his own , on down the line.
His best argument was financial , By making an official church he could collect dues and amass a treasury separate from the Empire’s budget. This extra income could be used to fight the even then secret battle against the CHUD. Before they used the tactics of the Inquisition They went with the old reliable method crusifiction. Now most people seem to think that went out of style with Jesus and long hair but Constantine was pretty much an old school guy. Under the now it’s our turn rule the Christians had pretty much free range to give some payback.
Their first target was their closest rivals , the dread agnostics. These were the people who wanted to follow the teachings of the peaceful Jesus. You know feed the people, love one another, judge not, clearly moral’s not fit for a real world. The Christians Rightly thought that if they wern’t careful they might have some world-wide religion of peace and love forced upon them, and maybe they might even be forced to believe in the earth as a living entity, or gast a goddess. In order to protect their freedom of religion they would outlaw all other religions. They now would have the freedom of making sure you have the same religion . Agnostics, being pretty much pacifists went down without a fight, and since the new Church /State under Charlemagne eliminated the pagan’s, they needed someone new to fight.
CHAPTER 3. Now I’m not one to carelessly throw blame at others, I do however know my histories. Not that they were solely to blame but it is interesting that first came Christianity followed by what we mis-informed call the dark ages. I once read a book on the dark and middle ages, the author said the first thing to remember is there was no dark age, so he skipped right on into the middle age.
In my mind I got it , it wasn’t dark for an age, the history of that time was and is still repressed. Do I have to tell you why it was censored? Yes I think I have to. First I should tell you some of the things that were going on during this time nobody knows about. Basically we are talking about the time after the catholic church moved to Byzantine , supposedly because of the weather, not to mention the neighborhood where they lived had gotten real bad , what with the Goth’s and Gaul’s moving in. The pope of the time said they were moving so their children could attend a better school district. That is accepted history, I have heard that most historians concede that in reality Europe had just gotten tired of Christianity and in order to persuade them to leave had simply raised their rent . It was said that Italy actually had to pay the Germans to evict the church from Rome.
Then for about four hundred years nothing happened worth remembering , I have basically the same thing , I call them the drunk age or my twenties. As the saying goes if you remember the Sixties you weren’t really there. So Europe threw a party for four hundred years. Naturally it was agree by all that it would be better if they just never talked about what went on at this party. In fact one of the only known party spots of this time was Camelot. King Arthur and his legendary round table, The parties they had are worth reading still today.
It’s interesting to think that Arthur’s biggest problem , the one that doomed them all was Christianity. If not for their desire to drink from the cup , the party might have went on forever.
Not the first or last good time ruined by holier than thou types. And I should not say things like that , after all I’m throwing opinion into my article when I am trying to be non-biased.
Still the dark moral to The tales of King Arthur is that it’s not only a waste of time searching for god, you end up doing more harm than good, which is what you should of been doing, good that is.
No matter what really went on during the mis-named dark age, as all things it eventually passed, into the also mis-named middle age.
Ah the middle age where humanity sobered up enough to begin recording history again. I should note that Europe was really the only continent to have a dark age, but they all shared in the Middle, mainly because they got to take part in the Renaissance, where mankind went back to work mostly building churches, or painting ceilings, creating art that would never again be equaled.
I do have one chud related theory of the dark ages and into the middle ages. First who was the most powerful entity of the time? Their were no really strong governments , it was mostly divided into small kingships protecting their turf. There was only one Organization big enough to control the media of the day, in fact what we have here might be the greatest media blackout of all time, around four hundred years of media suppression that lasts into modern times.
Putting two and two together starts to equal five doesn’t it. Which leads to a bigger question what exactly did Europe as controlled by the church have to hide that was so big they would wipe out the entire history of a continent? Considering the present it would be hard to believe that raping alter boys would of been reason enough to unrecord history, plus it couldn’t of been the torture I mean their proudest moment was the inquisition right? I’m also sure that it wasn’t that they still burned witches, because they did that right up to the last half of the twentieth century, plus most Christians still believe that it was and would be a good thing. So if it wasn’t child molesting , torture or murder, what were they hiding?
I’m sure it wouldn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out where I am going with this., And I think Body of Christ , blood of the Christ says more than I could on the subject. Now am I saying that the Christians of the day were all chud ? Of course not , back then there would of been no need to hide underground.
I can see how easily it would be to rationalize eating heathens, after all god was going to burn them in hell for eternity , why not get them on their way as soon as possible. It has long been the rational for war that Jesus wants souls and it’s the Christians duty to send as many as he can to him. To this day a leading evangelist was quoted as saying “ the Islam’s believe they will go to heaven if they die in battle, and the Christians want to send as many of them there as we can.”
It frightens the mind to visualize the ceremonies of that time, were they cannibal rituals that was sanitized and morphed into the wafer and wine of today? I can certainly say that if it were so they would definitely not want to tell anyone .
It makes me wonder when exactly did they convert to just the symbolism of cannibalism?
Or as the story progresses the author even wonders if they did totally convert. I even thought do they still perform these ceremonies? Surely we would notice missing people , or someone would talk, or slip up and someone would catch them during a ceremony.
Chapter 4, East Saint Louis and the Chud factory.
Well as I was investigating the past for chud legacy along comes a new story , and further evidence of the current chud infestation. For general background if you haven’t heard the story look for the headline , human slaughterhouse found in East saint louis. Now if your looking for proof of what I been telling you , how about this, two “Homeless” men were caught barbequing a dismembered corpse.
After investigating the area police found rooms in an abandoned warehouse that could of been used as a slaughter/ butchers shop. Once again they also found a tarp town in a nearby dwelling. Said a local law official these tarp towns are everywhere in the city, we move them out of one abandoned building and they move to another.
While the media covers it as a pair of pyscho’s kidnapped , tortured and killed a man from down south, they obviously cannot put two and two together. They did focus on the Texas Chainsaw look that the accused had going on , not only with their look but their house of horror.
This is to be expected , after all a murder in E. St. Louis is not news, because it happens almost everyday. Since I’m typing towards a world wide audience I’ll spend a little time describing our city across the Mississippi.
While we in Saint louis consider the eastside as part of our city it is separated by a river, and is in another state. So they have a completely different government than we have on the west side of the Mississippi. The eastside has always been an important part of the city proper and here’s why.
Saint Louis is one of the older cities in the country, as we were around since the early eighties, 1680's that is, long before we had state’s in our area. Maybe it was bad luck or karma, that when the area became divided into states we fell under the territory of Missouri. That of course was not all bad, and I am proud to be a Missourian as well as a Loyal, god loving, gun toting, taxpaying American.
It’s just that something happened right from the start that causes problems up to this very moment.
To be blunt Missouri was formed and is still run by tight-asses. People who not only know how they should live , they also know how you should act as well. Call it religious repression, I think of it as the blue law.
When I was a kid we actually had a law forbidding the sales of toys on a Sunday, why because it offended god, or at least the people who speak for him. Not that I’m against people who talk to god, it’s just that I’m always suspect of the ones who claim he talks back to them. The potential for abuse and error’s due to mis-understanding reduce the credence of anyone claiming that god told them to do something. And you know god himself told me that most of these conversations claimed by people were in reality making the stuff up out of their hats.
So Missouri was chartered by people with nothing better to do than worry about how other people act. Once again right up until this day, the latest blue law is no public nudity is to be allowed in Missouri,. This is a new law to remove the strip clubs from Missouri. The trouble is that forever Missouri hasn’t allowed nudity, but some strip clubs had existed by simply not getting naked. This apparently infuriated god enough that he had the state legislator’s pass a new law, because the demon sex had found a way to exist without breaking the old laws. this would remove even the thought of live nudity in Missouri.
It is a simple law and will probably work . If you own or run a non-stripping strip bar you can not serve alcohol. Interesting tactic and made to yes take the fun out of the state. This and all the blue laws is what made and makes East Saint Louis a vital part of Saint Louis as a whole.
As a man if you want to see a real live girl naked or almost naked you either get married or go across the river . Because you know unmarried sex is not illegal in Missouri as long as it is done right , between two consenting opposite sexed adult individuals in a private area with no sodomizing. Because some of you reading this might be underage you’ll just have to figure out what that means yourself. So while we can have sex as long as it might procreate , we cant see a naked body. Since these kind of laws always invite repression and deviates, a release is needed to keep the people of Missouri from rising up and strangling the lawmakers, due to pent up sexual energy. This must be done without angering those who speak for god , because apparently they are the only ones who vote in Missouri.
And even I must admit that Missouri is god’s state , just ask the Church of Latter Day Saint’s. They have already built the Mansion where Jesus is going to live when he come’s back to whoop-ass on the heathens,. Of course when he returns he wont be the old peace and love one another Jesus, he will be the new improved “Republican Jesus” kicking butt and taking names , all from his mansion in Missouri. I wonder how big a Hummer Republican Jesus will ride in?
Hummer’s aside, which as a side bar are also illegal in Missouri I don’t go to strip bars or drink, yet I find the Christian attitude reprehensible, and offensive. Still I’ve always been ok with it because East Saint Louis not only allows nudity their tax base is derived from it , at least until the casino moved in.
Because surprisingly gambling is ok , in fact it is good, Missouri the home of no naked is also home to about six or seven boat in moat casino’s. again god must have told them that people losing their money is a good thing as long as it doesn’t go in a G string. Maybe they figured that when Republican Jesus comes back to Missouri for his thousand year reign, he will want to go to the boat and play some slots. And if he want’s to see some skin he can also just go across the river, heck he wont even need to use the bridge , he could just walk , alright so now I’m getting in the blasphemy range , besides I’m sure East saint Louis would be on his list of naughty not nice.
The list actually brings me back on topic, for to us the East Side is really our Dark Side. Since good people never go there it is a wild and lawless , or more like law of the jungle place. And considering Saint Louis considers the east side as it’s dark side that says quite a lot. Saint Louis has been in a statistical battle with Detroit over who is murder city, one of the many nicknames for St, Louis, not the prettiest but it is apt.
The edge now would have to go with Detroit with the fall of the Auto industry leading the city into being the first major city to unpopulate. With no jobs , no tax base, and no public services, like police, firefighters, and trashmen, a large amount of the population left for better grounds.
Recently they have started to stabilize which has given St,L the chance to catch up and maybe even this year reclaim our title of Murder capitol of the U.S.A. a title I’m sure Republican Jesus will not overlook as he spreads out his Armageddon on the wicked. Especially since we will be neighbors once he moves into his new diggs the latter day saints built for him.
Drifting off topic but will New Jesus be a Cardinals or Yuk a Royals fan? It might be conflicting being a fan of the team of the city your about to wipe from the face of the earth. I guess it seems logical that Republican Jesus would only be a football and racing fan, obviously he would be into racing since every winning driver in the NHRA won because Jesus liked them better than the guy in the other lane. After all isn’t that what your saying when you thank god for winning you this game, that your thanking him for liking you better than your opponent.
Sport’s teams aside, The point is if murder city has a dark side that’s saying something. To say even more our dark side has an even darker side. Instead of getting graphic and telling you the facts as put forth in the media I’ll give a brief description to give you an idea of the horror. Simply if you have ever read a true murder book, then know there will soon be another one, on these guys. The funny part will be who has the guts to go to the area and do the research. You know actually spend time in East Saint Louis Illinois. Not to mention that the story started in a “Homeless shelter” in good ol’ Murder city. To make the story more intriguing is it was a religious run shelter. What would they write if they actually found evidence of chuds, and both state and religious connections.
Chapter 5. Ok some of this is theory as I connect the dots , but as we can see this story is becoming more apparent everyday. Thankfully I’m not a credible journalist because if I was I would have to go to East Saint Louis and investigate. So for me I can just write from the news story and fill in the blanks of what they didn’t say. First off the main story is what they don’t yet know, how long these guys and the death factory has been running. What makes this story obviously chud related is two points . Isn’t the fact that they caught the guys roasting their victim after they chopped him up cannibal enough for you? The other thing is they think the death factory has been run awhile yet they couldn’t find any bodies. The story wouldn’t of made the news if they hadn’t been burning the body, yet not one word of cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers . Though there was a raid and removal, on a nearby tarp city. Then there is the potential scope of how big the situation is. If you want to look at the most under-reported crime statistics it would be homeless against homeless, and crimes against homeless, except that homeless don’t report it and nobody would keep track of it anyway.
Millions of displaced individuals could vanish in this country with nobody noticing, as long as they didn’t hold the bbq in public. In other thought’s how big could the current infestation be? Are these current chud the same that were chased out of the Post Dispatches Building? The suspects were considered Saint Louis homeless even though if your homeless by definition you don’t live anywhere , which goes against logic because if they didn’t live somewhere they would be dead, wouldn’t they? Stupidity aside I’ll surely try keeping up on this story as it evolves, and of course look for the real truth that they will never tell.
PART 3. Time to hit the Street. As this investigation evolves from article to short story
it becomes more apparent that I would have to ask questions. Since I again am not a journalist or even a writer, going to the officials , as in the government was out of the question. Aside from an anonymous quote from a police officer no-one would talk to me , which has it’s legitimacy. After all does a credible journalist write under the pen name of Mad Cowboy? So in order to get the lies told by the official sources , I would have to lie about who I was. At this point that would be a useless quest.
I did still have my original half plan , which was to go to tarp town and buy an interview. I even had an idea of the person I wanted to talk to. The plan was simple offer him 5 or ten dollars to ask him five or ten dollars worth of questions. All I needed was five or ten dollars and the guts to approach the person I wanted to interview.
It would also help to have an idea of the questions I wanted to ask him. I knew better than to ask him how he got to where he is now, after all that was and is a personal thing. Personal to him and every other displaced individual in every tarp town all over the world. Personal and private, I have no desire to invade his or anyone’s private lives unless it has direct bearing on my story.
I think it would be fair to tell you why this individual was my first choice as someone worth learning his story. I have actually noted this man for quite awhile. The first thing that caught my eye was the structure he built , because while it would still be classified as a tarp tent his spot seems to have been built for permanency and convenience. Built right on the river-front he could supply a lot of his food as in fish right off his front porch, which he has a rather nice one. His location advantage is increased due to the closeness of the city where he can scrounge for the rest of his needs.
Then there is the man, who I have only seen a few times, mostly from his back as I have passed his location. Its fairly obvious that he is ex-military , he has patriotic slogans painted on his tarps, but he also looks like he was a soldier, Carries himself that way. At this point I might be romanticizing my new character , but I feel that he see’s himself as some sort of protector/ policeman/ president, of tarp town .
I may be showing my suburbia raising but I felt like this was a scary man. At least for sure not somebody I want to go up and ask a stupid question to. So I had to think of a good five dollar question, because that’s about all I can afford.
I tried to develop a history or present for the man. To me it seemed that him along with many other’s were people who were purposefully removing themselves from the modern Idea of society.
I think of people wising up and thinking do they really want to work their life away in order to buy stuff that they don’t have time to enjoy because they are always at work? Wasn’t my tarp town partially a protest to our accepted god given right or duty to consume? On the surface there was also religion again.
Most of these people chose to live in tents, than to accept shelter from the religious organizations
of the area. Were they saying they would rather live in a tent on a vacant lot than accept the New Republican Jesus?
I can see their point , since the Bush 2 era there has been an effort to take support of the needy out of the governments hands and into the private faith based industries. Since church people are always out there helping the needy anyway why not fund them with public money? Surely a man who can get his followers to buy him a mansion and a yacht , can be trusted to spend the governments money. If you cant trust them who can you trust?
The only trouble is the Christian duty, to collect souls for god. Even a hungry man would think twice about giving up his soul, especially for just a meal and a cot. I guess we will have to now call him old Jesus but didn’t he himself say “ what profit a man if he sells his soul for a meal and a warm place to take a dump? Wont tomorrow he be hungry again and with one less thing to sell” or something like that. So even if it was just their soul they wanted it would be a very high price to pay , for a little charity.
Though things are never really clear in my mind I am beginning to think that the homeless are not the chud , they are their food source.
I figure that 5 dollars should get me one good question, should I spend it to ask him if the homeless are banding together for safety from being eaten? A good question if I want a guy who lives in a tarp with slogans painted on it to think I’m crazy.
It would be probable that they are banding together for protection as well as to be tribal. As I figured out a long time ago , any kind of real survival has to be done in a tribal sized group.
So it would be a waste of five dollars to ask them why they are there, it’s about surviving.
Why they are tribalizing now would be a logical question , if I could get past the obvious answer, that when times are tough it becomes hardest on those most vulnerable, the poorest. While a single displaced individual would be at the complete mercy of his surroundings , grouped together they could seek safety in numbers.
Another question if I have the money would be why does this tarp town seem so organized? Even the tarp tents are laid out with a sort of military look. Like someone planned the area. Is my guy mayor of Tarp Town ? Or is someone from the outside doing the planning? A sign of outside help is the porta-potties, I don’t think homeless people have their own johnny on the spots, someone must have placed them there.
Which again brings me back to religion and in particular to the” New Life Evangical Center” the main feeder of the homeless and indigent poor of St. Louis. I would say that it’s leader Larry Rice at this point is not a suspect, because as a rarity his works actually speak for themself. His church for one is not an affiliate to a larger conglomerate that is most churches of the day. For over twenty years he has been providing food for the needy.
Not without controversy , as most people in this town especially those from the government and people of the major faiths all consider him to be stark raving mad. The city and state government don’t like him ever since he had the crazy idea of spending some of the money we were to use to bribe a football team into coming here to help end the homeless problem in the city. You know spend a million or so to house educate and return to society those who have fell through it’s crack.
A good choice , no homeless or a professional football team. In our defense we did win a Superbowl and had god give the Patriots the win the other time. Which kind of strengthens my argument that god is a football fan because cheating aside he liked them better than us. After all if he wouldn’t of wanted them to know our signs he wouldn’t of let them video tape our practices right?
Spilt sour milk aside, the other churches of the area also have had a supreme dislike for Rice and his feed the people stuff. As the good real Christians they know about not supporting the delinquency of the poor and needy, especially since they could easily be druggies or worse the Secret Millionaires.
Still it would seem that somehow they are connected as the homeless seem to be flocking away from his shelters as well.
CHAPTER 6. It was the end of July that I took a trip down to see if I could learn anything new and maybe try an interview with the forgotten man. Still being nervous I brought along protection , a buddy who could in the least be a witness if something were to happen to me. Luckily for me because I think I accidentally fell into a trap, and I think that the reason I’m here to tell about it was that I had someone along, making my abduction too hard, or at least inconvenient enough that I was allowed to escape the trap. As a bicyclist I am used to certain dangers that can arise at any instance. From surface conditions to traffic and encounters with pedestrians.
Not to get into bike safety but I always try to keep myself in good health and when I am riding I always have to be ready to go full out no matter how long I have been riding or what the road has to offer. A tangible reason is dogs , I have been chased by large dogs , as I’m sure almost every bike rider who rides the road has. While there are a few techniques to be used to avoid dogs the best is to simply outrun them. It may be false confidence but once you have outrode a few dogs you realize that pedestrians are even less a threat and the same action can be used, using the speed of the bike to put distance between you and your pursuer. The most dangerous point is when they , either dog or human are within grabbing or biting distance, for this you try to be aware as possible at all times. As someone smart said forewarned is forearmed.
To show how smart the trap setters were I would like to give a quick example of some of my riding experiences, and as a forethought if I am not here to finish this book you’ll have a clue as to why. The first incident , one of my favorites occured on an old two lane blacktop out in the farmlands we call the bottomlands, highly productive farmland that is periodically flooded by the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers. In other words I was out riding alone on the edge of nowhere, my favorite places to ride. Once I was riding one of these roads and came across a bridge where I decided to take a break. There a couple surprisingly came by. Surprisingly because they were the first humans I had seen in an hour or so. Anyway I asked them a sort of question. I said “ I think I’m lost , I’m looking for the middle of nowhere” and the lady smartly replied “No you found it”.
So my favorite rides have no destination but to find my way back to my vehicle at the end. On this ride I passed by a farm house and noticed a Rather large german shepard running down the driveway getting ready to come after me. His trouble was that I was way to far away and moving to fast for him to have a chance at me. So I slowed down and waited for him.
Maybe what I wanted was to give him a fair chance , or maybe I wanted an adrenalin rush, but I decided to see how close he could get before we raced. Well as I was deciding how close I should let him get , he was thinking one thing , taking a chomp out of my leg. The next thing I knew he was inches from my leg, so I gave it everything I had , I had my muscles pumping to their maximum potential, you know I wouldn’t lie when I tell you that he missed my foot by less than six inches.
After that I wasn’t playing anymore either, and I probably rode a quarter mile or more before I felt safe enough to take a look and see how close the dog was. Well at first I looked around my back tire, and when he wasn’t there I happily looked a little further back until I saw the dog laying on his back in the middle of he road, with his paws in the air. I thought I might of gave him a heart attack but I saw that he was still moving. Now being a biker I like the fact that I’m pretty healthy, and of course I am always after friends and family to get themselves in better shape as well.
So apparently this dog needed help so I turned around and went back at him see if I could give him some obviously needed exercise. As I headed back at the dog he got up to chase me and then looked at me with the strangest expression , clearly he said Forget you and limped on back to his house. Or some word with an F in it anyway.
Maybe I’m bragging but I ride with confidence and love a thrill. Which is what I get when I ride the city . Now my riding buddy or frankly most everybody I know don’t have my level of thrill seeking just as the things others do as sport would seem scary to me. So with him we reach a compromise ride a safe trail but then take a side excursion and have fun. And as much as I love the middle of nowhere riding in the city is its own unique thrill and challenge. Mostly because I am that guy everybody hates who comments on the bicycle related stories in our paper’s. the guy who runs lights goes the wrong way on streets, never obeys any of the traffic regulations that those in cars have to follow. Personally I don’t really know why that would bother them so much, unless it’s jealousy.
To make a short point the long way, when I ride the city or the roads I’m in a heightened sense of awareness, but when I ride the trails, I’m usually relaxed bordering on bored. That’s why I tend to stay off the trails except to use them to get someplace which is where I found the chud trap.
It’s called the North Riverfront trail, because it goes from the northern edge of the city down into the heart of the city which is of course the Gateway arch. As you have figured out this is the trail that runs by the tarp town “Abandon all Hopeville” . An uniqueness to the area the trail runs between the river and the city , so you have parts of the trail in a wild state while other areas that were and are industrial . Mostly were as almost all business except the scrap yards had long ago left the area. From my perspective lots of very cool abandoned old structures. Running along the other side many wooded areas along with the river and bridges. For me it means places to explore , but I’m smart enough to realize that these areas would be a perfect place for mischief of any sort. While the areas around the trail could be dangerous, the trail itself it is considered safe by almost any means.
Its hard to believe what it was that could of spelled the end of my existence , a well placed thumb tack. Not a weapon , but a fine tool for a trap. Be prepared is a fine motto , always have the tools to fix a flat, because this is a vulnerable time. Bordering on paranoia I’m sure , I did feel like I was being watched, and I realized just how vulnerable a lone rider would have been at this point even if you had a spare tube , or patch plus a pump it would take at least five to ten minutes to get yourself back on the road, more than enough time for someone watching hidden nearby to make their move.
At first I as most would just think bad luck, or my fault for not paying attention, but the first thing my riding buddy said was that somebody would of have to have put that tack there. It was on a sharp turn mixed into gravel, where the trails goes through the flood wall that borders the trail. The luck of the situation was that I was riding on brand new kevalor tires. I now realize that kevalor was a marketing term , but they are still tough tires . I drive a hybrid so my tires are wider to accommodate trail as well as street riding. In other words I think it might have severely damaged a road tire or even shredded an older tire thereby making someone stranded.
The two biggest things to remember about bicyclist is that usually the only thing they have worth anything is the bike. So we are not a high profile crime statistic . In plainer words unless you want a bike they are not worth robbing. At most he might have a few just in case dollars but they travel light, on purpose. Plus there is the physical thing , bikers are in great shape. It could be hard to chase them down. Our vulnerability is close range, Or stranded in a lonely spot, and looking for help, from a stranger , most likely to pedestrians out walking the path, they could just walk up and ask if you needed help, getting close enough to use there numbers to overpower and then quickly disappear into the woods or an abandoned building.
I don’t want to scare you , but it scares me at least a little. In this case I feel good to know that I had the sense to be scared. I’ve wrote before on “ The gift of fear”, a book worth reading. In situations like I was in it helps to be at a heightened sense of awareness. The best tactic would of been to avoid the tack , too late for that you should immediately switch to making new plans.
The first thing to do is access the area , maybe a glance to tell you that you have a flat, then start looking around first for people, then where someone could be hid. Everything else would depend on circumstance.
Now if someone scary was coming at you I suggest considering good old “Fight or Flight” . Its like I told my buddy my bike is not worth my life or his or anyone’s. as far as it goes. Trust me I like my bike , but its just a bike, same with anything I have, it’s just stuff. In this case I might at first carry my bike , but I think flight towards Populus would be the best strategy. In this case the trail its not as simple as looking for an open business, your best hope is other riders or next case a group of fisherman. As in everything you should always play it by ear . Theirs times when a good old fashioned run for your life is needed, as I once told someone if danger like that happens , “Run cause that’s where I’ll be.” Panic can be used for energy but it will only get you so far, so as your panicking get a plan. Once you choose flight or if , get an idea of a destination , mostly away from the pursuers. Act on it. Again it falls into the different situations , plus there is the individuals involved. A lot has to do with their numbers and your preparedness.
Remember that choosing flight has a lot to do with timing , once your surrounded that choice will be taken away.
As I’ve tried to state bicycle riders are for the most part low risk from that kind of trouble but as in all violence it can and does happen. From what I have seen from the local papers it hasn’t happened recently or sadly yet.
That is the trouble with the chud trap, it would create a lot of attention that they wouldn’t really need. More police would look for that one bike rider than would look for a hundred missing homeless people.
Chapter 7. Lessons of a man eating Tiger.
I can think of , and hope to transmit some of the lessons to be learned from man-eating tigers. First I would read up on them. I suggest “ Man-eaters of Kumaon” by Jim Corbett, a hunter who was contracted by the state of India to kill three tigers that were out of control .
Firstly, again these people even during the mid part of the last century considered being eaten as a possible fact of life. Just like we have to consider the possibility of a violent death due to crime, it can and does happen.
Plus there are similarities in the preparations to avoid both incidences. Something I have been waiting to get across is that being eaten , in both the Indian’s view and ours is not really the bad part. The thing that really hurts is the killing part.
Another thing in common is that the tiger will seek out his easiest target, often that is why they become man eaters, because they are easier prey than the deer and whatever’s that tigers usually feed on. This should not discourage all people who think that man is the ultimate prey , nature thinks otherwise. It is usually the older large predators, that turn to human prey because they can no longer keep up with their old food.
A good defense is not to travel alone or at night where man-eaters have been known to prey. Now while you say its best to just avoid these area’s all together for some that’s not possible. People work and live, both in and on the edges of these areas, some daily go into these areas for their daily sustenance , mostly living with a system of the poorer the person the closer to the tiger.
In fact it’s the dream isn’t it to be able to afford to move to a man-eating tiger free area where your kids can go to a good school. In serious aren’t we all , all as in everyman at least a little afraid of being eaten?
Isn’t that why we like to be buried so deep in the ground? Or even burned to ashes, nothing going to eat me now, breath me maybe, eat me, in this case no. aren’t caskets designed to keep the worms out as long as possible, hopefully until your skin rots off and there is nothing left to eat.
If you look at the history of America you’ll see a purposeful elimination of almost anything that can eat us. Once that started it was just another jump, to eliminate things that could eat our stuff. Almost up to yesterday , through movie propaganda they were blood thirsty Indians to be killed. Take it to the jungle and its blood thirsty savages, who might be cannibals. Think of all the “Living Dead” movies what scares you is the thought of being eaten. I think the scariest of all is the thought of being eaten alive, considered probably the worst way to go, but in actuality it would be hard literally to be eaten alive , except as in maybe flesh eating virus, at some point during the process the host dies, while whatever was eating you would feed off your remains.
In the case of a man-eating tiger most of the eating will be done later , at a spot where it will feel safer. From reading about the man-eaters I came to empathize with the people , the jungle, the hunter, and the various hunted.
In the jungle a thing to remember is that they are all variously hunted. As in any travel you are susceptible to the laws of the land. Really I think more important would be to follow the rules of the land. In the jungle among the first rules is don’t be the easiest target. To the predator easiest target equates to most chance of success. It’s first choice is to look for his best odds of acquiring his prey. A favorite tactic is to choose a secluded area on a lonely stretch of trail. Then he more or less waits for the moment of opportunity, with his intended prey. Most vulnerable would be someone alone, if he has time to be cautious he would want to find someone alone. This is equally true with pack hunting predators.
There are many ways to protect yourself from man-eaters. One as we said is superior numbers, packed tightly in a group. remembering that those in front and those behind are still vulnerable. Another thing that helps is being armed. Not that I suggest packing a gun , in the jungle the man who wasn’t getting eaten was the hunter with the big gun.
With all protection the biggest part is mental, you feel safe or safer due to the edge you think you have. Remember that in every jungle story you run across a jammed gun , or the beast strikes when the hunter puts his weapon down and relaxes. If I was to have a point and be able to make it, it would be that a weapon is mostly a security feeling, but the logistics suggest that it would be rare for you to actually be armed and ready for that brief encounter with the man-eater. About the only time’s you could really count on getting a shot in , one being that you were trained and skilled at when and how to use your choice of weapon. A policeman , military would most likely have a chance of using their gun. And second which leads me back into the story would be to set a trap.
Here again we have some similarities with our hunter from the story. The reason he was hired over say using the military was that he was responsible for hunting and killing the right tigers. He couldn’t just set out a bait and blast away he had to make sure he was getting the right one, the man-eater. Especially since he couldn’t just hire someone or find a volunteer to lay out in the grass until a tiger tried or succeeded in eating him.
The first thing he had to do was learn each tigers hunting areas as well as feeding techniques and patterns. He mapped where the tiger’s had stuck , along with when, by questioning local authorities he found where were the most frequent siting’s of the tiger. From there he picked his best area to watch and then he picked his spot and set his trap. In his case the trap was a goat tied to a stake.
In our case the best trap would be to use the Piasa trap. Local legend that once a giant bird , or dragon lived in our area. As it got old it turned to hunting humans as prey , because they were easier to catch. The trap was fairly simple. Chief of the Illini at the time, Atogwa had his men hide out near a bluff , then he disguised as an old woman walked through the area. The Piasa seeing the old woman swooped down to pick her up , only to be attacked by the warriors waiting in the bush. I don’t have to tell you that after a fierce battle the Piasa bird was defeated and a likeness was painted on a bluff as a historical marker as well as a warning that you were in Piasa country.
I would say I had a perfect plan , but why should I lie? I did have a plan all I needed was someone to play the old woman and a few warrior types to in this case capture a live chud. As your thinking “not Me” I was thinking if not me who? Obviously I would have to be bait. The next trouble would be finding help. Then finding the right spot, a place in chud territory , yet where I might be able to get help from the geography of the land. There were some logistics as well as tactics that needed to be thought out and planned. Maps to make with markers of weird occurrences.
Just like in the movies once a pattern was developed it would be easier to set the location and timing of the trap. I’d also need to adjust my bait to attract the predator I was hunting. Obviously I need research and intelligence on my target area as well as my target. In fact it was time to look for resources, both for help as well as technical knowledge, mostly where was the best place to set my trap. I was getting sure that just like when someone is run over by a bus, they had to meet it halfway. Meaning I was going to have to get off the curb and into the street.
Never being one to stop digging just because my whole was getting deep it was time for a real commitment. I still had plenty off options , but if I wanted a story the only move was forward. There was a lot of things I had to do the preparation and even training was going to take some time. Plus as always a fellow has got to eat. So as I am working on becoming actor, reporter, slash chud hunter I am posting this part too hopefully entertain you and let you know how the story has proceeded. Peace and love until the next time B.
